If you're asking a specific question about how something would technically work, it might work here, even if it is in the context of a humorous situation. However, just asking for a list of humorous answers to a situation probably won't fit in well at Aviation.
In the case of this particular question, it seems that it would be both too broad and off-topic here. Incidentally, a question similar to this has come up on Aviation Meta before and the consensus seemed to be that questions about science fiction/fantasy scenarios belonged at Worldbuilding rather than here. One thing you could do rather than asking here would be to post a link to the Worldbuilding question in Aviation chat (The Hangar) and invite the Aviation regulars to chime in over there.
Another alternative would be to post a question on Aviation Meta that links to the question and suggests you want input from the Aviation.SE community, but posted under the guise of a question in order to be on topic on Meta. Oh, wait... :P